Dogs Everywhere

Remember the good ol’ days when dogs were in backyards or being walked by their owners on the street … not in every fucking cart at the store!

Awesome! That’s just what I wanted … some dog’s asshole rubbing all over the cart where I’m going to put my groceries!

Am I the only one who thinks that the majority of people have lost their fucking minds!? Everywhere you turn, everyone has their pets with them!

Home Goods …

Home Depot …

Ralphs …

Target …

I’ll admit the little fucker inside the target basket is cute … but can’t anyone leave the fucking house without their pets anymore!?

And if you have to bring them with you, what happened to leaving them outside like this …

Oh … that’s right! They’re not pets anymore … they’re emotional support animals. People need them in the grocery store because shopping is such a stressful event. Get the fuck out of here!

When I grew up, we had dogs and we considered them “part of the family” … but they were still just pets. They weren’t considered “kids” … like they are these days.

If someone would have asked a mother when I was growing up if the dog was her “baby” … she would have looked at them and said:

“Uh … no! He’s a dog. I didn’t give birth to him!”

Somewhere along the line that question became less offensive. Now, when you ask that question … the answer is “Yes! Those are my kids!”

No … they’re not your kids! Stop anthropomorphizing your pets. Stop acting like they are furry humans. They aren’t! They don’t understand what you’re saying. You can’t carry on a conversation with them. When you ask them a question and they bark … they are not answering you in their “dog language!” They don’t understand what you’re saying!

The problem is that people don’t want to put effort into real relationships anymore so they just treat their animals like their partner. They can’t deal with someone who might have a different opinion … so they just partner up with a pet.

Dogs used to have the distinguished job of protecting the family and their property. This doesn’t seem to be the case anymore. Now dogs have to fill an emotional void in whacked out humans. People can’t deal with the tiniest amount of stress anymore so their dogs have to go everywhere with them in case they are “triggered.”

Is Target too stressful!?

It’s out of control! Now they’re invading airplanes!

Yeah … that’s just what I want … this dog breathing in my face throughout my whole flight. I’m sure he was licking his ass just before he got on the plane … so it’s going to be awesome!

Has common sense gone out the window!? I get nervous enough seeing a crying baby in the waiting area … hoping they’re not going to get on my flight … now I have to worry about the asshole with the 40lb. Labrador?

And it’s not just dogs anymore that people are bringing onto planes! People have gone off the fucking deep end. Now there’s emotional support … everything trying to get onto planes!

Awesome … let’s listen to this fucker “caw” for the 14 hour flight!
FUCK THAT!
I seriously doubt that diaper is going to contain all that duck’s shit!
A pony!?
A pig! Gimme a fucking break!

Seriously!? Have we descended into being a third world country!? I thought this kind of shit only happened on Kazakhstan Airlines! Why can’t pets ride in the cargo area like they have … for 50 years!?

Sorry … I got a little off topic.

Dog’s are great pets but you don’t need to bring them everywhere you go! The only time I want to see a dog in a store is if it’s a TRUE service animal. The real service animals are trained and do a great service to someone who is truly in need.

I understand the need for service dogs and am totally fine with them going wherever they need to go because they are rigorously trained and certified. They are not bullshit emotional support animals. If you have a real service dog, the above mentioned does not apply to you … but if you’re one of those assholes who can’t go anywhere without your dog … fucking leave it at home!

Website Password Requirements

So, I’m trying to download some profiles for the printers at work. I’ve done it before … no big deal. Most companies make them available for free to download to make it easier to use their products. Well … not 3M. What a pain in the fucking ass! First of all, you can’t just download them off the website … you have to create an account.

I don’t want to create an account.

I don’t need an account.

I just want the fucking profiles.

I try to get around creating an account but it just puts me in a perpetual loop. Fine! I take the time to plug in all the information. Name, address, phone number, email, company name and on and on and on and on. Then it requires me to create a password. Fine! I type in the normal password I use … rejected. I try a different one … rejected. I try a third variation … rejected. They have all these fucking requirements for a password … to download free shit! I’m not creating a fucking login for the Pentagon to access Top Secret shit. Gimme a fucking break!

This is not the only time or website this has happened on … just the most recent one that pissed me off. What is with the elaborate password requirements!? I understand hacking accounts is a problem of the modern world. If my bank requires certain specifications for a password I get it … because they could be liable to reimburse me financially. That seems like an instance where a secure password might be required … but a website giving away free shit … give me a fucking break! If it’s an account that is not tied to money then what does it fucking matter to you what my password is!? I don’t think any hacker is going to be interested in hacking my Ralphs grocery account … so if I want my password to be 1234 … then fuck off and let me have my password 1234!