Dogs Everywhere

Remember the good ol’ days when dogs were in backyards or being walked by their owners on the street … not in every fucking cart at the store!

Awesome! That’s just what I wanted … some dog’s asshole rubbing all over the cart where I’m going to put my groceries!

Am I the only one who thinks that the majority of people have lost their fucking minds!? Everywhere you turn, everyone has their pets with them!

Home Goods …

Home Depot …

Ralphs …

Target …

I’ll admit the little fucker inside the target basket is cute … but can’t anyone leave the fucking house without their pets anymore!?

And if you have to bring them with you, what happened to leaving them outside like this …

Oh … that’s right! They’re not pets anymore … they’re emotional support animals. People need them in the grocery store because shopping is such a stressful event. Get the fuck out of here!

When I grew up, we had dogs and we considered them “part of the family” … but they were still just pets. They weren’t considered “kids” … like they are these days.

If someone would have asked a mother when I was growing up if the dog was her “baby” … she would have looked at them and said:

“Uh … no! He’s a dog. I didn’t give birth to him!”

Somewhere along the line that question became less offensive. Now, when you ask that question … the answer is “Yes! Those are my kids!”

No … they’re not your kids! Stop anthropomorphizing your pets. Stop acting like they are furry humans. They aren’t! They don’t understand what you’re saying. You can’t carry on a conversation with them. When you ask them a question and they bark … they are not answering you in their “dog language!” They don’t understand what you’re saying!

The problem is that people don’t want to put effort into real relationships anymore so they just treat their animals like their partner. They can’t deal with someone who might have a different opinion … so they just partner up with a pet.

Dogs used to have the distinguished job of protecting the family and their property. This doesn’t seem to be the case anymore. Now dogs have to fill an emotional void in whacked out humans. People can’t deal with the tiniest amount of stress anymore so their dogs have to go everywhere with them in case they are “triggered.”

Is Target too stressful!?

It’s out of control! Now they’re invading airplanes!

Yeah … that’s just what I want … this dog breathing in my face throughout my whole flight. I’m sure he was licking his ass just before he got on the plane … so it’s going to be awesome!

Has common sense gone out the window!? I get nervous enough seeing a crying baby in the waiting area … hoping they’re not going to get on my flight … now I have to worry about the asshole with the 40lb. Labrador?

And it’s not just dogs anymore that people are bringing onto planes! People have gone off the fucking deep end. Now there’s emotional support … everything trying to get onto planes!

Seriously!? Have we descended into being a third world country!? I thought this kind of shit only happened on Kazakhstan Airlines! Why can’t pets ride in the cargo area like they have … for 50 years!?

Sorry … I got a little off topic.

Dog’s are great pets but you don’t need to bring them everywhere you go! The only time I want to see a dog in a store is if it’s a TRUE service animal. The real service animals are trained and do a great service to someone who is truly in need.

I understand the need for service dogs and am totally fine with them going wherever they need to go because they are rigorously trained and certified. They are not bullshit emotional support animals. If you have a real service dog, the above mentioned does not apply to you … but if you’re one of those assholes who can’t go anywhere without your dog … fucking leave it at home!