No Salt Fries

If I’m going to a fast food restaurant … I know what I’m doing! I’m an adult. I made the choice to eat there. Maybe it was out of convenience … or maybe it’s because I wanted something that tastes awesome today!

Maybe it’s only in the Nanny State of California but I’ve noticed a lot of places have started NOT salting their fries. What the fuck!? If I wanted an unsalted fry … I would have ordered a baked potato! Food establishments now want to give people the option of a low sodium french fry.

Get the fuck out of here! If you’re worried about your sodium intake … then don’t eat fast food! Don’t fuck it up for the rest of us! Don’t complain how there should be healthy alternatives on the menu either.

If you want healthy … go to Whole Foods and order your fucking Organic Chia Seed Hummus with Pita Chips. Fast food is fast food. If you don’t want it … don’t get it!

Sorry, I got off topic … back to the fries … if I’m ordering fries, I expect them to be salted immediately upon coming out of the oil. If they are not salted immediately … the salt does not stick to the fry. Salting them after I receive them just makes the salt bounce off the fry like a pinball and down to the bottom of the plate. That just makes a bed of salt at the bottom for the unsalted fry to sit on. That is unacceptable!

Fast food is a comfort food. If I’m eating fast food there is a certain expectation that it’s going to be the way I remember it from last time. Don’t go making changes. Some things don’t need to be changed. Yeah … I’m talking to you Carl! Your fries have sucked ever since you went skin on. Your fries were fine the way they were. Sometimes those “focus groups” don’t know shit!

I’m not sure who or what started this trend or why … but knock it off! Salt the fucking fries like you’re supposed to and let me worry about my blood pressure!

I just want to send my appreciation to McDonald’s and Wienerschnitzel … who have consistently delivered fries the way they should be! Keep up the good work guys!

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