Non-Binary Bullshit

Let’s get this out of the way first. Hate mail goes to comments@todayspetpeeve.com … when I hurt your delicate sensitivities. Okay, let’s dive in.

First off, I don’t have a problem with someone being gay. If you can find someone in this fucked up world who will put up with your stupid ass and still love you … then go for it … man or woman. And … I don’t think you can fake being gay. I don’t look at guys and feel the same way I feel when I look at women. If I’m being totally honest though … I think you’re cheating the system a little bit if you’re gay. Only because men and women’s brains are SO different in the way they think that by being with the same sex you don’t have to deal with someone who makes decisions that make no fucking sense to you … but you love them anyway.

So, there are women who love men … men who love men … and women who love women. But in these equations … there are men and there are women. There is NO third gender. If you have a tab … you are a man. If you have a slot … you are a woman. What you do with those parts can classify you into a group … but there are no other parts that create another gender!

Pangender. What the fuck is that!? It’s defined as being more than one gender. Okay … that’s what a hermaphrodite is. You’re born with both parts … tab and slot. This is the only person who gets to choose what “they identify as” when asked. But that’s not what pangender means in this world that I’ve found myself living in. Pangender means they consider themselves a member of all genders. Again … if you’ve got both parts then this describes you. If you don’t …

… there are 2 genders: male and female.

Based upon my most current searching there are 81 genders. Come on Facebook! You only list 56 (listed below):

  • Agender
  • Androgyne
  • Androgynous
  • Bigender
  • Cis
  • Cisgender
  • Cis Female
  • Cis Male
  • Cis Man
  • Cis Woman
  • Cisgender Female
  • Cisgender Male
  • Cisgender Man
  • Cisgender Woman
  • Female to Male
  • FTM
  • Gender Fluid
  • Gender Nonconforming
  • Gender Questioning
  • Gender Variant
  • Genderqueer
  • Intersex
  • Male to Female
  • MTF
  • Neither
  • Neutrois
  • Non-binary
  • Other
  • Pangender
  • Trans
  • Trans*
  • Trans Female
  • Trans* Female
  • Trans Male
  • Trans* Male
  • Trans Man
  • Trans* Man
  • Trans Person
  • Trans* Person
  • Trans Woman
  • Trans* Woman
  • Transfeminine
  • Transgender
  • Transgender Female
  • Transgender Male
  • Transgender Man
  • Transgender Person
  • Transgender Woman
  • Transmasculine
  • Transsexual
  • Transsexual Female
  • Transsexual Male
  • Transsexual Man
  • Transsexual Person
  • Transsexual Woman
  • Two-Spirit

Are you deciding that 25 of them are just making some shit up!? Exactly! This just illustrates my point. Everyday someone is adding new “genders” because the current ones don’t fit them. Seriously!? You don’t fit within one of the 81 groups!? Get the fuck out of here! Everyone these days has to be so unique and different! Get over yourself!

Identifying as Neither!? Get the fuck out of here! Unless you’re a eunuch, you’re falling into one of the two categories: male or female.

Identifying as Two-Spirit!? Get the fuck out of here! Wikipedia defines it as:

The term two-spirit was created in 1990 at the Indigenous lesbian and gay international gathering in Winnipeg, and specifically chosen to distinguish and distance Native American/First Nations people from non-Native peoples.

So now the Indians … (sorry!) … Native Americans … (Fuck!) … indigenous people (being politically correct is so difficult these days) can’t just be gay or lesbian … they have to have their own names for it!? This shit is impossible to keep up with … and ridiculous!

Look! You can “feel” however you want. You can feel like a man even though you have a vagina. Dress in combat boots, buzz your hair and roll a pack of cigarettes in your white T-shirt but let’s all agree that you are still … a woman. On the flip side … you can feel like a woman and wear a garter belt and bra, put on makeup and wear a turtle neck to try to hide your Adam’s Apple but if you have a penis, let’s all agree that you are still … a man. If you want to feel a certain way … knock yourself out … but let’s cut the shit about how you are neither a male or female. Everybody falls into one of those 2 genders based upon what parts you’re sporting. I’ll be waiting for the emails.

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